Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Never underestimate the power of titties
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
