i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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