My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
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