ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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