Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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