Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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