your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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