I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
MIDGETS
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Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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