You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
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