i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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