She is in my trunk
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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