do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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