cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
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