New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
there was a trapeze. enough said
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
my liver is dry heaving
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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