you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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