Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
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