They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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