i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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