And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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