oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I am one with the molecules
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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