what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
This is my gift to your gina
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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