i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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