he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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