none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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