She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I need to align my fucking chakras
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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