Don't you send me to vm
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
