i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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