So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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