Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
