watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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