when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I want a musical about memes.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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