I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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