There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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