so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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