i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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