no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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