it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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