carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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