You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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