dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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