I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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