My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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