Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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