did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i think i have herpe
just one?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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