What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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