its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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