Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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