I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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