kristin has been a bad kristin
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Randomize
