She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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