It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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