How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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