Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i think i scared a bird with my dick
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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